Oh hi! Welcome to my channel! I’m so glad you could make it!

Since you’re here, I’ve decided to give you a very special assignment. This is Baldi's Basics in Documenting and Uploading, the only place on the internet where you can get a real education in schoolhouse survival and digital media!

I’ll be watching you closely as we go through my favorite lessons:
🎒 The Curriculum

Documenting: We’ll be finding every notebook, recording every glitch, and uncovering all the secrets hidden in the halls.

Uploading: I’ll be sharing high-quality footage of my friends—like the Principal and It’s a Bully—and showing you exactly what happens when you fail to solve a problem.

Extra Credit: Sneak peeks at new mods, field trips, and "Plus" sized adventures!

📏 The Rules

Watch every video until the end.

Subscribe to the channel (it’s much better than detention!).

Never get a question wrong. I hate it when people get questions wrong.

If you follow the rules, you might even get a Shiny Quarter! But if you ignore your lessons... well, I think you know what happens when I hear a window break or a door slam.

I can hear every click you make! Happy learning! 📐🍎