The Nintendo ShitCube

NOW THE REASON I CALL IT THE NINTENDO SHITCUBE, IS, BECAUSE- TAKE A LOOK AT THE FUCKING GAME. THIS IS A NINTENDO- GAMECUBE GAME. THIS, LOOKS LIKE, A FUCKING, CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE. AND PLUS... WHAT THE FUCK!? GRAPHICS BY ATI. ATI, MY ASS. ALRIGHT. THE NINTENDO GAMECUBE? IT HAS GOOD GRAPHICS, NICE HARDWARE, ALL THE-IR GRAPHICS ALL THEIR HARDWARE THEY INCLUDED THE F- THEY MADE THE FUCKIN' SYSTEM, SO SMALL, THAT, YOU CAN NOT EVEN PLAY DVD'S ON IT. NOW, THE PLAYSTATION 2 SOLD MORE THAN THE GAMECUBE BECAUSE, IT HAD A DVD. DRIVE. LIKE I SAID, THE NINTENDO GAMECUBE. IT HAS, GOOD GRAPHICS, GOOD HARDWARE, MM- BUT THE PLAYSTATION 2? IS WAY- MUCH MORE BETTER, THAN THIS GODAWFUL PIECE OF SHIT. AND PLUS, IF YOU LOOK, UNDERNEATH YOUR GAMECUBE. YOU'LL SEE, THAT... IT HAS... A SEPARATE MODEM. THE MODEM, IS SOLD SEPARATELY. BUT, IN THE PLAYSTATION 2, IT HAD... A- BUILT-IN, MODEM. NOW, WHY THE FUCK WOULD NINTENDO!? MAKE A MODEM FOR NINTENDO GAMECUBE?? IF YOU CANNOT PLAY ONLINE MULTIPLAYER GAMES???

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